The floodgates are still closed

Australia’s Federal Home Affairs Minister, Brendan O’Connor has just announced that Australia’s attorneys general have “agreed to an in-principle decision to consult with their respective Cabinets.” ie: No decision on an R18+ classification today. That’s after a 12 month public consultation process, and numerous surveys showing national support of 80-90%.

Hmmm.

The good news is… THE FLOODGATES ARE STILL CLOSED!
All those murder simulators full of sex and drugtaking will be kept outside our great country!

Look at this list of depraved games I just made found on Twitter!

  • Angry Breasts
  • Canabaltism
  • Counterstreak
  • Dr Kawashima’s Brain Eating
  • Heroin Rain
  • Lesbians of Zelda: Orgasms of Time
  • Need for Cocaine
  • Nintendogs: Cujo & friends
  • Pyst
  • Ron Jeremy the Hedgehog
  • Super Massacre Bros.
  • Teenage Mutant Naked Turtles
  • Wii Play (Same name, *very* different game)

They’re all available freely overseas… and just waiting to arrive on our beaches and enslave our children. Sex! Drugs! Murder Simulators! And the one where you run over pedestrians for points!

If you think up find any more famous/depraved videogames, tweet them with the hashtag #R18floodgates,
or… add them to the comments below.

Protip: Let’s keep ’em cheeky/smart rather than 100% offensive, eh?

2 Responses to The floodgates are still closed

  1. Merman says:

    There’s the ever popular Call of Booty series…

    And there’s the one about the tribe who were doing badly in their fight against an old enemy. They’d reached a tactical stalemate in the first battle, but lost heavily in the second. Wait a minute, that’s the cricket.

    • justonemoregame says:

      Yes sorry about the cricket old chap. Oh, and your pound kinda sinking into a hole.
      But hey, at least you’ve still got Retro Gamer….🙂

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