Australia’s Federal Home Affairs Minister, Brendan O’Connor has just announced that Australia’s attorneys general have “agreed to an in-principle decision to consult with their respective Cabinets.” ie: No decision on an R18+ classification today. That’s after a 12 month public consultation process, and numerous surveys showing national support of 80-90%.
The good news is… THE FLOODGATES ARE STILL CLOSED!
All those murder simulators full of sex and drugtaking will be kept outside our great country!
Look at this list of depraved games I just
made found on Twitter!
- Angry Breasts
- Dr Kawashima’s Brain Eating
- Heroin Rain
- Lesbians of Zelda: Orgasms of Time
- Need for Cocaine
- Nintendogs: Cujo & friends
- Ron Jeremy the Hedgehog
- Super Massacre Bros.
- Teenage Mutant Naked Turtles
- Wii Play (Same name, *very* different game)
They’re all available freely overseas… and just waiting to arrive on our beaches and enslave our children. Sex! Drugs! Murder Simulators! And the one where you run over pedestrians for points!
think up find any more famous/depraved videogames, tweet them with the hashtag #R18floodgates,
or… add them to the comments below.
Protip: Let’s keep ’em cheeky/smart rather than 100% offensive, eh?